Finally…


A Cure to Catathrenia?

" In less than one hour, you (and more
importantly, your bed partner) can be on your
way to the quietest sleep you've had in years. "

Do you make loud, embarrassing noises at night like these?
Or do you simply hold your breath while sleeping?

 

Dear Frustrated Friend,

If you or a loved one suffer from Catathrenia (or what ear, nose and throat doctors call “leaky beach ball syndrome,”) this may be the most important website you’ll visit all year. Even if you simply hold your breath while sleeping, which is real threat to your health.

I too used to suffer from Catathrenia. I say “used to” because, thank God, I don’t anymore.  I did something about it and now, you can too.

No, I didn’t need expensive surgery or a doctor’s prescription.  I didn’t have to buy an embarrassing looking “contraption” to put over my face at night either.

My name’s Adam Smith and I’m a normal guy from California. However I discovered a simple technique after a friend of mine clipped out an article for me to read on sleep disorders.  She thought it might help our love life (and save my life!).

This wasn’t the first time one of my girlfriends had tried to help me with my situation. Two others left me over it previously. So I knew if I didn’t do something this time, I’d probably lose her too.

That was not only unnecessary, it would have broke my heart.  I swear this illness has probably wrecked many a relationship. While the article didn’t offer a cure to Catathrenia, it DID give me a clue.  It got me thinking. So I started to do some research.

The article said that some sleep disorders like Catathrenia are not physically related.  This means your body doesn’t have to be “fixed” in order to experience the relief and the rest it needs. This also means the problem wasn’t in the environment (like a bed) or how I laid at night when I slept.

Important

Most importantly, the good news was this also implied the problem lay in mind. The subconscious mind, to be specific.

I was onto something…

You see, breathing is considered an “autonomic” activity.  Meaning your subconscious mind controls it (for the most part.)  You don’t HAVE to think about breathing to do it, but you CAN consciously influence it.  (Blinking, controlling your heart rate, as well as swallowing, are also considered autonomic activities.)

So, being a certified practitioner in neuro-linguistic sciences by profession, I designed a simple, three-step process to “train” my subconscious mind in what to do when I slept.

When I say “train,” here’s what I mean:

Wired into your brain are complex neuro-associations.  You can think of neuro-associations as a bunch of cause and effect, stimulus/response relationships.

Like when you sneeze or cough at night, we’re just teaching your subconscious mind something to do when the right “stimulus” is present.

Once I understood WHAT the true stimulus was, creating the appropriate response and wiring it into the brain so that it was AUTOMATICALLY triggered, even when sleeping, was very straightforward. ANYONE can do this once they have the right instructions.

It works like a charm…

  • In less than three days, I was waking up refreshed and fully rejuvenated, ready to start a new day.
  • I was no longer groaning or “squeaking” as I unconsciously exhaled at night. No longer was I holding my breath while sleeping or being jarred from my sleep by the funny high-pitched leaky beach ball noises I made.
  • My sleep’s dramatically improved. And my love life’s improved as well. (No longer does my girlfriend ask me to sleep on the couch in the next room after we’ve been together for the evening. In fact, quite the opposite.)

Since then, I’ve shared my “discovery” with a few others who’ve also suffered from Catathrenia.  They report similar results after applying this simple technique.  One person said this…

“ After 3 years, it feels amazing to wake up with my girlfriend in my arms again. Thank you. ”

I get wonderful comments like this all the time.

Now, with the help of a friend, I’ve created this website and eBook titled Catathrenia Relief!  My hope is to help other people who also suffer from Catathrenia and breath holding.  Maybe people like you.

I’ll be glad to send you the special, life changing eBook I’ve created.  The eBook contains simple detailed, step-by-step instructions I and many others now have used to forever rid ourselves of this humiliating sleep disorder.

The price of the Catathrenia Relief! eBook is only $99 $47*.  I’ve been told compared to the alternative of living with this embarrassing illness, it’s worth its weight in gold.

Sign-Up Today for
Catathrenia Relief!

Yes, Adam! I want to sign-up and get your Catathrenia Relief! eBook!  I’m tired of sleeping alone.  I’m tired of the pain, humiliation and social embarrassment.  I’m just plain tired.

$99 $47* sounds extremely modest, especially compared to what I’d have to spend for an ears, nose and throat specialist, expensive drugs or surgery (which may or may not work.)

Once I’ve downloaded your eBook, it will give me step-by-step instructions I need to…

  • Finally stop the dangerous act of holding my breath in the night
  • Finally rid myself of the loud, embarrassing groaning and whining noises I make while sleeping
  • Allow me and my bed partner to sleep soundly (and quietly) throughout the night (in the same room!)
  • Allow me to wake refreshed and rejuvenated, ready to begin the day

There’s nothing else I have to buy… no other books, training, supplements or equipment is required.

All I have to do is read your eBook and apply your one-hour technique in the privacy of my own home to experience the first of many quiet, restful nights of sleep.

On that basis, go ahead and sign me up!

Go ahead and click the “Add to Cart” button now.  In less than one hour, you can be on your way to the best, quietest (and safest) sleep you’ve had in years.

Warmest regards,
Adam Smith

PS: One more thing.  It’s important.

I am prohibited by law from calling the method I’ve developed a cure.  So I’m not.  My method isn’t a cure.

All I know is after I used this technique on myself, I don’t make loud, embarrassingly funny noises and groaning at night when I sleep, I sleep soundly at night and my girlfriend is happy. I don’t hold my breath anymore also, which is safer. That and lots of other people report similar results after using my technique as well.  I hope you do too.

But for the record, my method isn’t a cure.

PPS: I realize to people who aren’t afflicted with this disorder, Catathrenia may seem like a “minor inconvenience” like occasional snoring. I can assure you, it’s not.

PPPS: We’re running a short 1-week special. So act fast, buy the eBook today for $47* instead of the usual 99$ price ! We want to help you out.

* This special offer will only last until Friday, May 25 ! And…

… the same no-questions-asked money-back guarantee still applies.

So, act now, get Catathrenia Relief! right now and take a look. Try the information out.

See if this isn’t the most valuable, practical, easy-to-use AND implement safe sleeping information on the planet… no matter what type of sleep problems you have.

If it isn’t, let us know by email and we’ll refund your money. All of it. For up to 30 days. It’s that simple.

So really… you have nothing to lose and a whole list of safe-sleeping “recipes” to gain!

Finally! After all these years and many disappointing promises that didn’t come true, you have “the straight scoop” from one guy who is not only successful doing it, but superb at teaching others to do it as well.

Go ahead and order now… and welcome to the world of safe sleep !